As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a fairer way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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So much for protecting our right to vote. This type of discrimination is illegal, as it should be.
Do you think we coul use this approach for congress?
Anonymous 2:02 I know you voted for Obama based on the fact that you actually believed this to be an actually letter you IDIOT!!!!
love this. he had low info voters on his payroll. not good. clueless employees. they should be the first to go.
Chip,this must be the same guy who believed in Santa Claus until last week.
2:16 Obama is where he is because of the mentality of 2:02.
LMAO @ Chip Carter's response to 2:02. That is hilarious. Good call though, Chip!
Boss should been let go for hiring low class Obama type voters.
2:02 - If the CEO really did that do you really believe he'd say it? #1)while not illegal - employees are "at will" and it would certainly be the CEO's will not to employ someone still dumb enough to show public support for the worst President in history (sorry bout that Jimmy Carter) - it would be politically incorrect to offend such a highly sensitive group of non-thinking people: and #2) the CEO would probably follow the President's example and secretly scour the parking lot while listening to taped/tapped phone calls and reading private emails, then lie about the whole this and say it is Bush's fault.
Oh I like this and wish that's the way it really worked.
Actually, there are more republicans being "let go" from Government jobs in the same manner as described in the ficticous letter but for real, from top brass in the military to DMV and on down the list.
Obama FOR 2016 I want a third term.
4:40
You belong in the nuthouse!
3:41PM
That's exactly why I'm registered as a Dem voter and have NF-intention of ever voting for one except in the Dem primary, when I'll vote for the weakest candidate. Ya see.., I do my best to rut back.
This was a great idea! Let all the idiots who voted for someone who was not qualified pay for our dismal state of affairs! It's horrendous that people actually voted for someone who never even served as a Governor, or a businessman.
Stop whining and do something. ..all of you
Oh come on.... Everyone knows this letter is fake. No one who voted for Obama actually has a job that they can be fired from. They are all unemployed welfare recipients.
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