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Sunday, September 15, 2013

THIS BOWHUNTING, M16-SHOOTING, SKYDIVING NATIONAL GUARD SOLDIER AND PAGEANT CONTESTANT HAS A SURPRISE FOR THE MISS AMERICA SWIMSUIT COMPETITION

If you haven’t yet found a reason to catch the 2013 Miss America pageant, would getting to know a contestant who’s a member of the Kansas Army National Guard’s Medical Detachment, a big-time bowhunter, and an expert M16 marksman pique your interest?

To say that Theresa Vail proudly tears down Miss America stereotypes more than states the obvious.

She’s also a skydiver, boxer, and a mechanic (or “grease monkey,” as she notes in her pageant video below). A People magazine profile notes that she had to cease motorcycle racing after breaking all the fingers in her right hand, but Vail can still skin a deer and possesses a fab squirrel stew recipe.
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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow.map

Anonymous said...

I was waiting for the punch line, that she is a he.

Anonymous said...

Her lifestyle reminds me of Christmas Abbott,who is the first woman to be on a NASCAR pit crew.

Jack K Richards said...

Not sure if she can compete w/ the tattoos

Anonymous said...

9:44 AM
That's like nascar. Sponsored logos or customers names.

Anonymous said...

I've found the perfect woman, I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf and dumb and oversexed and owns a liquor store.

Anonymous said...

She's a very talented dude.

Anonymous said...

Nice

Anonymous said...

FAP FAP FAP