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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

My Dry Cleaner Thinks My Last Name Is ‘Asshole’


When Alex dropped his clothes off at his dry cleaner for washing, he received a ticket for when he returned to pick them up. He didn't glance at the ticket until after he left the shop, and was surprised to learn that an unknown employee had dubbed him "Asshole, Alex." Were they commenting on his behavior as a customer, or was it some kind of terrible phonetic mistake?



11 comments:

Anonymous said...

if the shoe fits...

Anonymous said...

I thought it was.

Anonymous said...

Oh the bottom feeder trolls are on this website again. Do you not have anything better to do than to come to this website and post hateful things? How pitiful your life must be.

Anonymous said...

The dry cleaner must read Sby news to know alex as well as we do......

Anonymous said...

ive worked in retail for quite sometime and i know that there are people out there that believe we owe them something... trust me, i owe you nothing.

Anonymous said...

Alex is one apparently everywhere.

Anonymous said...

LOL 3:25-This had me thinking the same thought, though I choose to believe that our Alex here at Sby News is just still a young person with stars in there eyes who hasn't woken up to reality yet.

Anonymous said...

@3:15 PM
Without us hateful, bottom feeding trolls where else would you go to post your humorless, witless, moral condescension???
How pitiful that would be.

Anonymous said...

5:45-Thats easy for you to say.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 545!

Anonymous said...

What say you Alex?