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Wednesday, May 09, 2012

How The Gutsiest President Ever Single-Handedly Killed OBL






24 comments:

Anonymous said...

I cant stop laughing that was just to funny.

Anonymous said...

How does he do it all? Save the world, ruin America and track dowm Bin Laden all in one term. Just think what he can do after his re-election. Please get out and vote him into retirement.

Anonymous said...

When's the movie comin' out?

Anonymous said...

Epic.

tweell said...

Movie in October. Surprise!

Eric Ridley said...

Oh bravo! Deadly accuracy. Now we'll hear how he was the first man on the moon, too.

orthodoc said...

A five iron? For a 70 yard shot? I don't care how uphill that is, nothing more than a pitching wedge.

Anonymous said...

Orthodoc-

It must have been a Navy Seal sniper using a "golf-ball launcher" on an M4 that actually got OBL. You know it was totally staged. Dang, I'm starting to sound like an 911 'Truther'!

Jim Norr said...

His timing is amazing! To fit in this trip to "Pawkistan" with so many vacation opportunities pending shows leadership potential. I know so many supporters of his that consider jobs and the economy well below this trip with the Seals in priority that I 'm beginning to question my own values.

Anonymous said...

"Let me make myself perfectly clear about this 'Bin Laden' thing - chaawqq zxccxz nZ grgrgsAa
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Anonymous said...

This very funny, but it sounds just like him. Isn't it amazing how much he takes credit for? It will be interesting to hear his speech when he is defeated in November.

Anonymous said...

He actually thanked the special forces and other people numerous times when the operation was announced.

Fox News and assoc. don't like to admit that, but if you go and look at the videos, it's pretty obvious he didn't start taking credit for that until now.

Chris Muir said...

This is so made of win. I.laughed.so.hard.

Great!!

Anonymous said...

And just imagine how much more 'flexibility' he'll have if he gets re-elected.

Anonymous said...

This really isn't that funny. I feel like I'm reading a bad version of the Onion.

Anonymous said...

"Fox News and assoc. don't like to admit that, but if you go and look at the videos, it's pretty obvious he didn't start taking credit for that until now."

Looks like someone missed the announcement that Captain Kickass made when Osama was capped last year.

Let me sum it up for you: "I,I,I,me,me,me,I,I,Me,my,my,me,I,I,I."

Now you're caught up to the rest of the country. You're welcome.

Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to think I should refer to him as "dear leader"! Is there nothing he can't do? Well, besides run a country I mean...

Anonymous said...

Well, I finally figured out that he was telling the truth about being transparent; He is going to drop many barriers to military secrecy to be totally open on this front. Don't ask about his school records though, it's just our national security that needs to be exposed.

Anonymous said...

Yet more proof that the 5 iron is perhaps the most versatile club in the bag.

Anonymous said...

just ask Tiger's ex-wife!

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of something you'd see in Mad Magazine.Thank goodness Al Gore took credit for inventing the internet.Obama would swear he invented it while at Harvard.

Anonymous said...

4:58 That was a 9 iron. More lift and can take out a bigger divot.

Anonymous said...

If you think that was funny you will laugh your butt of when he gets re-elected to the presidency.

Anonymous said...

When he gets re-elected ? Really...
You can add up all the votes of the downtrodin, the destitutes, the homosexuals, the negros, the Occupy Wall St. freaks, the glo BULL warmers, and all the rest of the Obama voting base... and it won't be enough to re-elect the Manchurian Mole, not even close...

Sorry, Bub.. But your boy Barry is finished..