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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Traumatizing Tykes At The TSA

Behold the State’s newest trophy in its War on Libert-sorry, Terror: four-year-old Isabella Brademeyer, on her way home to Montana from her uncle’s wedding. In their efforts to protect us from this child, the TSA’s valiant bullies screamed at and then chased her while separating her from her mother, whom they threatened. Yo, all you benighted, shriveled souls worshipping government in general and its tantrum over "terror" in particular: why doesn’t beating up on girls, large and small, immediately invalidate your idol?

According to Isabella’s mother, she, her children, and their grandmother were flying out of Wichita, Kansas when the TSA’s perverts ordered Grandma to step aside and await their sexual assault. Isabella, who had already endured the checkpoint’s charade, dispensed a child’s comfort to her grandmother: "she excitedly ran over to give her a hug, as children often do," her mother reports. "They made very brief contact, no longer than a few seconds."

You can imagine the conniptions those "few seconds" induced among brutes who strip-search octogenarians, insist that passengers wearing flip-flops shed them lest said footgear hide explosives, and pretend that cupcakes sabotage planes rather than diets. Yep: "a TSO [sic for ‘sociopath’] began yelling at my child, and demanded she too must sit down and await a full body pat-down." Equally unconscionable, Ms. Brademeyer "was prevented from coming any closer, explaining the situation to [Isabella], or consoling her in any way."

No rational person would ever fantasize that Grandma was a sleeper-agent for Al Qaeda nor suspect her of passing a bomb to her granddaughter during their "few seconds’" hug. So we’ll assume Ms. Brademeyer describes Isabella’s outfit for the TSA’s two remaining apologists out there among the sheeple: "My daughter, who was dressed in tight leggings, a short sleeve shirt and mary jane shoes, had no pockets, no jacket and nothing in her hands." That didn’t stymie the TSA’s thugs: they abused her as though she were Obama-um, Osama himself (why do I always confuse those two?). Ms. Brademeyer tells us that Isabella "was obviously terrified" and "had no idea what was going on, and the TSOs involved still made no attempt to explain it to her. When they spoke to her, it was devoid of any sort of compassion, kindness or respect. They told her she had to come to them, alone, and spread her arms and legs. She screamed, ‘No! I don't want to!’ then did what any frightened young child might, she ran the opposite direction."

And her tormenters did what any predator might: they "followed" her.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those tormentors are trying to prevent another terrorist attack via plane.

I have said it before and will say it again, my kids now 5,8,11 have traveled all over this world and thrown their tantrums from here to Malaysia (who are much more scrutinizing than us) and have made out just fine. Just because a kid doesn't want to do something, is not an excuse. Parents need to realize this when traveling.

Get over it already or just drive.

Anonymous said...

6:09 sounds fine, but just wait until tsa stops you along the highway and prevents you from finishing your trip! just another sheep giving up their rights! I'd like to keep mine! ok?

Anonymous said...

If only the Brademeyers had paid $100 per person to bypass all that difficulty with the TSA.

Anonymous said...

7:19 that program is not in effect at many airports yet. just one more money grab. Trust me when I tell you the government knows everything about most of us. It's the ones they don't know they need to worry about. Not some child or grandmother who has lived in the same community all their lives. attended school, goes to church plays little league sports, paid their taxes, etc!