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Friday, January 20, 2012

Jon Stewart On SOPA: "It's Like Coming Up With A Plan To Prevent Teen Pregnancy That Includes Filling Penises With Cement"


Last night Jon Stewart took on the raging fight against SOPA and yesterday's Internet blackout in protest of the legislation. (Upon finding out that Wikipedia had gone dark yesterday, Stewart asked, incredulously, "What do they expect us to do? Go to the library? Like a common masturbator?")
The Daily Show host likened the SOPA bill to "coming up with a plan to prevent teen pregnancy that includes filling penises with cement. Your penis is still there, it's just [that] no one can get at it."

1 comment:

lmclain said...

The SOPA legislation is merely a barely concealed manuver to allow the government to monitor, control, and suppress the Internet. Which they are already, rather imperiously, doing. The government shuts down Web sites DAILY without so much as a warrant, trial, or examinations of merit. But, again, our "leaders", after swearing to uphold the Constitution, immediately begin to subvert it, ignore it, and do these end-around runs against it. Keep cheering.