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Tuesday, November 08, 2011

White House: No, Jimmy, There's No Such Thing As UFOs

WASHINGTON -- Sorry, E.T. lovers -- the White House says it has no evidence that extraterrestrials exist.

The White House made the unusual declaration in response to a feature on its website that allows people to submit petitions that administration officials must respond to if enough people sign on.
In this case, more than 5,000 people signed a petition demanding that the White House disclose the government's knowledge of extraterrestrial beings, and more than 12,000 signed another petition seeking formal acknowledgement of an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race.


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

They would never tell us, this planet would go NUTS.

lmclain said...

WAAAAY too many experienced pilots, scientists, police, and astronauts have have close-up and personal observations of things that defy physical laws to keep telling people that there is nothing to worry about or tell us. A bi-plane can get CLOSE to Washington, D.C. and F-16's are scrambled for "shoot down" intercepts. But these "UFO"'s can buzz our nuclear facilities and other "no-fly" areas and we don't even blink? C'mon, man.....

Anonymous said...

I remember Long ago pres. Jimmy Carter was attacted by a wild rabbit.

Anonymous said...

this administration doesn't know what's going on with any type of aliens.