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Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Observations On Growing Older

~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are Perfect! ~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better!
~You Forget names ... But it’s OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!!
~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... Especially Golf. ~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore. ~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's Called "pre-sleep". ~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch..
~You tend to use more 4 letter words ..... "what?"..."when?"... ??? ~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere. ~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots. ~Everybody Whispers. ~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear. ~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

OH Yeah!! :)