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Thursday, December 30, 2010

The Tush Turner Is Perhaps The Stupidest Infomercial Product Ever

You need no better sign that The Empire is on the wane then the "Tush Turner," a swiveling seat cushion that makes it easier to get in and out of your car without all that "contorting." Just sit your ass down and spin in and out. And maybe with the few extra seconds it gives you you'll be able to escape the Visigoths hunting you down as fuel for their war machines.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

at first glance, i thought that was the brittany spears picture again!

Anonymous said...

buy larger cars! lord knows your not cutting back on meals.

Anonymous said...

Joe, this is for older people. It makes perfect sense.

Susan said...

Joe,

While my dad was still alive, and was dealing with Parkinson's diesase, he had one of these and it was great. Without this item, it meant alot of discomfort to him as well as my having to help lift him. It was one of the smallest things that helped keep his independence and good spirit.

To those who comment negatively, I hope none of your loved ones suffers any kind of debilating diesase and need an item like this. May you never know the heart ache of seeing a loved one suffering and know that you can only do so much.

Thanks,

Susan

miss stacy said...

I've not seen the infomercial, and I'm sure there are plenty of users who are just lazy. However,my grandfather used one too. He also had Parkinsons. He hated using any kind of helping product, though.

This is our first Christmas without him.

Norman Joines
1924-2010

Anonymous said...

My '74 Monte Carol had swivel seats since the car was so low. Was young then, didn't need them.