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Thursday, December 02, 2010

Celebrate The Imminent Return Of Jesus With 50% Off All Jewelry

When the End Times come, all world economies will collapse, leaving the unlucky survivors to barter for their survival. Precious metals and gems will be very popular. That's probably why this jewelry store in the Midwest took out local TV ads promoting their "Second Coming Sale" with 50% off all merchandise. It's not even close to Easter yet!
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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

ah....smart money is in ammo and canned goods

Anonymous said...

since this touches on religion...

Joe, I can't believe you haven't mentioned Gary Kleiman's picture on the front page of this morning's Daily Times. Couldn't the Times have found a better representative of the Jewish faith? My God, this man is a registered sex offender! His victim was an underage girl.

Anonymous said...

When the End Times come, those who survive are not the lucky ones. The "lucky ones" will be in heaven--and one's entry into heaven is not based on luck!

Anonymous said...

1:40, it reads, "UNlucky" survivors

Anonymous said...

Thanks, 9:50. I don't know how I misread that. (1:40)