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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Conservative vs. Liberal

If you have ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

Alot of truth here!


If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone..

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care,
he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

7 comments:

tedh said...

A Conservative has to see it to believe it.
A Liberal has to believe it to see it.

Anonymous said...

Perfect description and accurate !

Anonymous said...

Right On,
and don't forget
that conservatives give and democrats take

Iantim said...

As a gay conservative who quietly lives his life and doesn't force anything on anybody, I love that article. It's so true!!!

Anonymous said...

If a conservative is a believer he believes the whole country should be based on a book. He will also be willing to waste 4 billion dollars on a country just because the "book" says it should be where it is and because he wants to be elected the next year. Heaven forbid if CUFI doesn't endorse his campaign. He will also govern somebody else's rights just because he/she is homosexual and a book says that is wrong. Oh, and the majority of conservatives are religious.

Tim, Salisbury said...

3:40 - actually a conservative would rather spend the money on one bomb to flatten the country and be done with it. Liberals would prefer to send that country my tax money so they can invest it to bomb my country.

Anonymous said...

1. Liberals don't like guns because it's the conservatives who abuse them.

2. To say that liberals who are vegetarians impose their anti-meat beliefs on conservatives is an offensive generalization. Perhaps the more evangelical conservatives might take a look in the mirror before trouncing that phrase.

3. If a conservative is homosexual and "quietly leads his life" it's because conservative society is wretchedly homophobic and he's likely scared of rejection and scorn.

4. The allusion to welfare ("a liberal wonders who is going to take care of him") is another generalization as well as (5.) "not liking talk show hosts" (where did that even come from?)

6. For the same reason as number 3, any conservative atheist is likely apprehensive to sharing his disbelief in "god" to his oppressively-disposed conservative brethren.

7. And the healthcare thing...another generalization.

8. As far as a good laugh? Yeah. This tickled me pink it did.