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Friday, February 26, 2010

Simple Airport Security Solution

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate long lines at airports & long and expensive trials. Justice would be fair and swift.

Case Closed!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

sure and as soon as one malfunctions and blows up a white guy, we can blame it on Obama

Anonymous said...

Perfect solution! Like the Volkswagen commercial on Youtube!"German Engineering, Arab Technology (VW Volkswagen)"

Anonymous said...

I luv it! WE should make you head of security!

Anonymous said...

I don't think this would speed anything up at the airport. Also, have you come up with this technology, because if not it is pretty worthless.

Anonymous said...

yeah but who else would you blow up in he process?

Anonymous said...

3:36 construct it from the same material as detenation containers! That would be an awesome solution too bad we have to be all politically correct and stuff! I would get a job at the airport just to feel the sense of justice every time I heard the thud!

Anonymous said...

you would have to produce them in mass, so you can just throw it away after explosion and just set up another one. other wise the lines would still be long. waiting for airport janitor to get there...lol

Anonymous said...

Well, I don't think anyone has develpoed a procedure or equipment to spontaniously and remotely detonate every explosive material on the planet.

Pure science fiction Joe.

Anonymous said...

Wow, it's crazy how some people think this is a real post...It's a joke people... why don't you ask the county if you can borrow some money to buy yourselves a sense of humor.They waste money on everything else.....it would be money well spent.

Anonymous said...

9:02 precisely...

10:50, 8:44 c'mon man did you not see the beer machine on letterman, we are a society of intellects, just a matter of time!