-Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
-If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1
-Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1
-Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink 1
-Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3
-If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5
-Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say “bringing the wood” drink for 5 seconds.
-Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman”
-Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1
-If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer
-Every time they say that “it’s destiny for the Saints to win” drink 1
-If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor
-If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1
-If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans “deserve” a Superbowl victory, drink 1
-Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1
-If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2
-If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5
-Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “bullshit!”
-Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink 1
-Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.
-Every time they show a saints fan yelling "Who dat!" Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.
-If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.
-If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the throat
DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
1 comment:
Hating on the Saints much? This was a long time coming! So what if the media built this game up by consistently referencing NOLA/Katrina. As with any other story, the media has to find a way to sensationalize the situation so it becomes more of a human interest story, and viewers are more likely to watch and care about the game.
AND....this game DID revive New Orleans, which is WONDERFUL! What is so wrong with that? New Orleans is the greatest city in this country, and now we can add Superbowl Champions to our endless list of amazing things about New Orleans! GEAUX SAINTS! And stop hating.
Post a Comment