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Friday, March 13, 2009

Why I Carry A Gun

My old grandpa once said to me, "Son, there comes a time in every man's life
when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when
he becomes too old to take an a$$ whoopin'.

I don't carry a gun to kill people.
I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don't carry a gun to scare people.
I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.
I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.
I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I hate the government.
I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.

I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.
I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.

I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.
I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy.
I carry a gun because, when I die and go to Heaven, I want to be a cowboy.

I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man.
I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.

I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate.
I carry a gun because, unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.

I don't carry a gun because I love it.
I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.

"Police Protection" is an oxymoron.
Free citizens must protect themselves.
Police do not protect you from crime; they usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.

Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an a$$ whoopin' ."

.......author unknown (but obviously brilliant)

Remember the average response time to a 911 call is over 4 minutes.

The average response time of a 357 magnum is 1400 FPS.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

f yeah

if americans didnt have guns the we would already be dictatorship

Anonymous said...

they can have my guns...when they pry my cold dead fingers from it

Anonymous said...

as a police officer on the eastern shore, i couldnt have said it better myself. used to never carry off duty, but rarely go anywhere now without my gun. times are getting worse, and anyone that can legally carry and knows how to use a firearm should do just that.

Anonymous said...

Trouble is, Md law makes it all but impossible for anyone to get the permit. Write your congressmen on that NOW.

Anonymous said...

Stupid is as stupid does

Anonymous said...

Why do I carry a gun? Well, for several reasons, because I can, and you just never know when you will have to put a cap in someone's @#^.

Anonymous said...

i would rather carry my gun and not need it than need it and not have it. young adult criminals have no value of life. it is always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6