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Monday, October 05, 2009

About Women Over 40

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.. They know what it's like to be unappreciated..
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am shocked that this was written by a man! Woman over 40 are well aware of their charms. Any man who understands this just might have a chance of spending time with us. If they don't, they can keep company with the young, dumb and needy.

Anonymous said...

From what I've seen around this town single women at that age are in the bars making fools of themselves with young boys and when they work through all of them and realize those young guys are not interested in a relationship the guys their age don't want a women who has slept around that much .

Anonymous said...

and women over 40 have had years of "practice"...
"mature" women are far sexier than the young divas

Anonymous said...

I don't know about older women being physically more attractive then the young diva's but there is a lot less drama. As long as their not the bar hags.

Anonymous said...

Amen brother....had the pig and the little sausage. Who needs it!

Why do older men think they are hot stuff when with a younger woman....in most cases, they look like fools and are nothing but a piggy bank...keeping with the pig theme ;-)

Those men are being laughed at while hot forty plus women can pick and choose who, when and where. Older, wiser and more experienced is where it's at.

God Bless all independent HOT forty plus women!

Anonymous said...

~I have found younger guys to be way more respectful than 40+ men and willing to do things for you with no expectations unless you take it there.
The older men I have dated take you to dinner and then they think its a license explore your body.