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Friday, June 12, 2009

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24 comments:

Anonymous said...

You want us to do WHAT!

Anonymous said...

Hey, that's my sheet.

Anonymous said...

Don't let go that artery...don't let go, don't let go...

Anonymous said...

Hate & Love, which one do you want to be?

Anonymous said...

They told me I'd go to hell for what I've done...I assumed it would be after I died.

Anonymous said...

"Do you need this one cooked up regular or spicey, extra crispy?"

Anonymous said...

M*A*S*H* MY A$$!

Anonymous said...

Affirmative action.

Anonymous said...

You just do what you gotta do!

Anonymous said...

Quick! Stop holding pressure on that bleeder....he's got a pulse again!

Anonymous said...

Very disturbing photo.

Chimera said...

"Theres a cracker on my table"

Anonymous said...

Inspirational Poster:

STUPIDITY
Holding a KKK rally in an area where the only hospital is a Coloreds-Only One.
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And they saved his sorry butt just the same.

Anonymous said...

He is a person we do what we have to do.

Anonymous said...

Wait till he finds out about the blood transfusion!

Anonymous said...

OH MY !!.. Somebody will have to tell this guy's family that we are all out of White blood !! Maybe they could try the Tyson plant down the road? They should have plenty of blood if not, chicken s#$t will do the trick.

Anonymous said...

He came in for a sprained ankle, but we gonna do an autopsy

Reese Bobby said...

Brenda Johnson was a trauma nurse in Alabama. She had always been a solid citizen, good neighbor and pastor at her local church. One day paramedics wheeled in Cletus Johnson, who had just demonstrated to his 'men's group' that his daddie's gun was not loaded {he was wrong}.

Brenda, who recently was named "Employee of the Year" at the hospital due to her spotless attendance record, had an immediate life-saving choice to make. She could have asked for the correct type blood; however...she chose TO KEEP IT REAL!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Just another crackhead from the hood-why do these young people always resort to violence??? That area is a problem-just all these white kids with no jobs, no one will hire them so they resort to drug dealing and gang bangin"

Anonymous said...

Then the guy wakes up and says. Wooooo Weeeee I will not eat pickled pigs feet after nine again. I had the craziest dream that Willards hard a E/R and I got shot after the possum pickin we had. The E/R was all them cooolerd folk. Sh!t boys I couldnt get back to sleep allll Night. Thats it for the pigs feet for me.

Anonymous said...

Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LABMO-TORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!

Anonymous said...

He's jus gonna have to wait, It's our dinner break and The popeye's carry-out is here, and I like my biscuits warm. so throw another sheet on this Cracker.
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Anonymous said...

I needs me a rabbit's foot, a bottle of knotty head, and some witch hazel. Git to gittin'!

Chimera said...

For those who do not know,"knotty head" refers to Seagrams Extra Dry Gin-LOL