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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Salesman Of The Year

A strange thing happened last year. On November 5th of 2009 one man single-handedly sold more firearms in the US in one day than on any day since this country was born. In recognition of this momentous occasion, an award was presented in a quiet ceremony held in the James S. Brady Press Briefing Room of the White House. This special presentation was attended by NRA Executive Vice President Wayne R. LaPierre, Kayne B. Robinson and Sandra S. Froman. In this rare turn of events, President Barrack Hussein Obama was awarded the Firearms Salesman of the Year Award for being responsible for the sale of the largest number of firearms in American History. James Brady, Sarah Brady, Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and Diane Feinstein were unable to attend due to previous commitments. Here is the White House staff photo of this historic event:

12 comments:

Two Sentz said...

But wait, I thought he was supposed to take away all the guns and repeal the 2nd ammendment?

Anonymous said...

come on 2centz, you see the irony in this fake pic don't you? Its obviously a joke.

Anonymous said...

Give him a chance, he will try, and receive a humiliating defeat in the process. He will then attempt a back door effort like trying to ban or tax ammunition at an extremely high rate.

Anonymous said...

Joke or not, it's probably the truth.

Anonymous said...

That there is funny-BWAH HA HA!!!
2centz doesn't get it???

Anonymous said...

Says alot about Wingnuttery.

Anonymous said...

Two Sentz-- You hit the nail on the head! Ding ding ding we have a winner!

Dee dee dee...

Anonymous said...

Right on 10:36am!! It says alot when you can giggle everytime the "teabagging" term is used but you don't get the irony of this fake news story...2centz, I thought you said you had a sense of humor

Anonymous said...

You guys are slow! November 5th 2009 has not happened yet! Neat Trick!

Two Sentz said...

Damn you guys are slow, I was being sarcastic. I guess it doesn't translate well through type sometimes.

Everyone is so worried about losing their guns yet America is more armed now than at any point in history, especially after the buying spree of that last few months. That's the real irony, IMO.

Anonymous said...

taking guns away from honest law obeying citizens is a very bad idea.just think like a criminal hey thanks to mr.obama no one has a gun in their home now i can break in with no fear of being shot at.i guarantee that if you allow honest citizens have weapons and exercise their right to protect their home family and property the crime rate will lower!

Anonymous said...

two sentz,
Come on, man! It's a little late to pretend you get it after people exlain it to you! Yourposts and comments clearly show that you have problems with even simple concepts.Just admit that you are a little slow. No one will hate you for being mentally challenged, and there is no need to try and cover it up. It's pretty obvious to all.