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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Here's A Thought For Our New President

A Patriotic retirement:

There're about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with stipulations:

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.


Some people make things so complicated when they don't have to be.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good idea. It would only cost the government $40,000,000,000,000 (trillion) to do it. As long as they're alreadying spending money they don't have, why not just print up another $40 trillion?

grannydragon said...

Don't forget to make the cars hybrids so we can help solve the energy crisis, too!

CitizenM said...

That plan would cost 4 TRILLION dollars.

Anonymous said...

Joe, you need to report on the $85K in bonuses to public employees in Worcester County.

This is not something that should go unnoticed.

Anonymous said...

Cute, but if my math is right that's 40 trillion dollars. Quite a bit more than the stimulus. Check your math Joe.

Anonymous said...

9:11 Better redo your math. 13 zeros behind a 4 is $40 trillion, not $4 trillion.

Droford said...

I seriously doubt that the jobs that the people in their 50's have would easily be taken over by snot nosed brats right out of college.

Also I seriously doubt that American car companies could manufacture 40 million cars. They only sell about 15-20 million a year normally so they probably are not anywhere close to being set up to produce that many cars in 1 year, let alone 2 or 3.

Another bit..if you give 40 million people $1 million and tell them they have to buy a house, wouldn't that drive prices of houses up to the moon again?

Anonymous said...

Show me the money

Anonymous said...

With an idea like that, all i can say is.
Joe for President.

Orsonwells said...

I'd be able to get it all done with $100k, which would equal the $4t? I'm good with money, until they just start printing it willy nilly.