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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

How Many Illegals Can You Fit Into One Van?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are You Kidding?...it depends if there are seats in the van or not...but a 7pass van with all the seats in will hold at least a dozen of the smaller ones-just kidding. Kidding aside, I was able to get 7 into a chevette once, but 4 were under the age of 7 and definitely under 4 feet tall. Me and my family had a great time at the beach.

Anonymous said...

Depends on how big the job is.

Anonymous said...

Well they are good with packing..LOL

Anonymous said...

7 in a geo metro.....yeah, gotta love highschool!!

Anonymous said...

I counted 23.....

Anonymous said...

I think I counted about 21, but was not sure b/c of the zoom out.
-Cake

Anonymous said...

Only one checked to see if the person in the other car was o.k.

Anonymous said...

I think (ironically) only our designated driver was illegal, but I rode shotgun (with a chick on my lap) in a teal Impala on an Atlanta highway (coming home from Buckhead bar-hopping) listening to Frampton Comes Alive! many moons ago.I believe the total head count was nine. Needless to say it is a memory I treasure to this day.

Anonymous said...

My first car at 16 was a camaro and the most we got into that was 8 and my second car, a fiero we only were able to fit 4!! LOL, and my dad thought that by getting me a fiero I could only transport one other person, if he only knew!! Highschool ended for me quite a few years ago, but the memories are great!

Anonymous said...

Reese you should of seen me an Billy S in a freightliner coming outta cape cod one time. Many moons ago as well, no frampton. The people in that bus beside us still remember it I bet.

Anonymous said...

11:46. One thing we need to be careful about is back in those days there was no internet/blogging/cell phone cameras-I know that Frampton jam was on a cassette (we were lucky the 8 track had been downsized). But if by chance there is a "40 Something" soccer mom who used to look like Justine Bateman from "Family Ties" (and enjoyed Captain Morgan and Cokes) reading this from the heart of sunny Georgia who remembers sharing a similar story during a St. Patricks celebration...give me a shout-I have some frequent flyer miles in the bank I need to use! {Disclaimer:...this is merely a work of Constitutionally protected fiction/fantasy if by chance my wife is reading}.

Anonymous said...

What I find disturbing about this is these actions go on daily and the illegals don't give a damned about who they injure or kill. It is only going to get worse with a liberal democrat controlled Senate, House and now President.

STAND BY!!