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Sunday, September 07, 2008

Logical Decision

Okay, let's work this out logically without a lot of emotion.



If you vote for Obama....




You get this.....




But if you vote for McCain....




You get this...




I don't know about you guys, but looking at this in a logical manner, McCain appears to be the better candidate.

ANY QUESTIONS?

Don't shoot the messenger!

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very appealing!!!

Anonymous said...

Sez more than you think it does.

Anonymous said...

Photoshop...

Anonymous said...

You gotta love MAN LOGIC! That's what makes the world go around.

Anonymous said...

Holy Moly!!!!

God Bless America!!!

Anonymous said...

This kind of pandering will only hurt her in the election.

Anonymous said...

I hope you get ZERO comments, this is beyond any comment.

I feel so sorry for Sarah Palin, and subsequently my own feeling of being insulted and degraded as a woman.

Anonymous said...

uh, um, uh dat chik to skinny but um, dat obomma sho does look cute.

bubba needs sum poppeys chikin now.

bubba
yo nex mare

Anonymous said...

Obama and Biden have the prettiest smiles. Look again.

Anonymous said...

Is this another morphed pic like the bikini one?

Yeah, logically speaking, I want to vote for a beauty queen than someone who can do something about our McCain Bush toilet economy.

Anonymous said...

I'll vote McCain for all of the above.

Anonymous said...

She doesn't look presidential. It's an insult.

Anonymous said...

Clearly, the liberal left realizes that it can't match this kind of unbridled enthusiasm for its candidate. So what are they doing? Attacking her character. Questioning her qualifications. Imagine a political group attacking an opponent because it can't win on the issues or the record. It's disgusting.

So let's set the record straight. Sarah Palin is not only more qualified for the Oval Office than Barack Obama -- she might just be the most qualified political candidate in our nation's history:

1. Putting Country First - Her membership in the Alaska Independence Party proves that she's exactly the kind of leader America needs: the kind that will always put country first -- even if that country happens to be The Republic of Alaska. Obama claims he loves America -- but has he ever loved it enough to favor seceding from it? It's called tough love, Senator. Look into it.

2. Independence - Sarah hates indicted Senator Ted Stevens, but raised money for him. She hates the "bridge to nowhere," but supported it. She wants to shatter Hillary's glass ceiling, but wears t-shirts touting the size of her boobs. We're dealing with an innovative politician; one who refuses to be categorized. Obama may call himself the candidate of "change," but Sarah Palin's entire political life has been about saying one thing, and then doing another. Now that's "change we can believe in."

3. Family Values - This is someone who's not afraid to preach abstinence for your daughter, even though her own unmarried 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. This is someone who's not afraid to hop on a plane from Texas to Alaska while she's in premature labor. This is someone who's not afraid to hit the campaign trail with a 5-month-old special needs baby. That's what I call dedication to family. Obama, on the other hand? A Muslim.

4. Intellect - Yes, Sarah recently admitted that she didn't know exactly what it was the Vice President did. Yes, she wants creationism taught in public schools. Yes, she doesn't believe global warming is manmade. But I'd like to point out the fact that she wears glasses -- and that's not something dumb people generally do. Obama? No glasses.


5. Military Affairs - As Governor, Palin is authorized to deploy Alaska's National Guard in times of emergency. And while the Guard's Adjunct General admits that she plays no role in national defense, and isn't briefed on military exercises, the fact is -- she's been photographed holding a machine gun, while Obama has yet to wield so much as a .38 for the cameras. When it comes to keeping me safe, that's all I need to know.

6. Foreign Affairs - While Obama likes to take Middle East tours, meet with Europe's leaders, and brag about his running mate being the foreign policy voice of the Senate, he can't hold a candle to Palin's understanding of today's complex, dangerous world. Yes, Sarah admitted that she hadn't paid much attention to the war in Iraq, but she knew enough to rightly call it a "task from God." Yes, she's only left North America once in her life, but her experience as a local sportscaster gave her the ability to follow events as they unfold at lightning speed. And as Cindy McCain pointed out, while Barack Obama was sipping lattes in Cambridge Square, Sarah Palin was staring down the barrel of Putin's Kalashnikov -- a one woman wall keeping America safe from invasion.

7. Restoring America's Image - Who better than a former beauty queen to add some new luster to America's battered image? Palin will take a proverbial can of Aqua Net to our nation's unruly hair, and apply liberal (no pun intended) amounts of blush to Lady Liberty's cheekbones. In a word, she'll dazzle the world with her charm and style. Even the most anti-Western extremists will melt when they see the People and Vanity Fair spreads of Sarah warming her fur-lined extremities over burning science textbooks. And how would Obama restore our leadership in the world? The question we should be asking is: why does he only have two children, while Sarah has at least twice that number? What does Senator Obama have against America's children?

8. Her Soul - In one 15-minute meeting, and one follow-up phone call, John McCain was able to determine that Sarah was more than his running mate -- she was his "soul mate." Not only that, but that she was more qualified to be a heartbeat away from the Oval Office than any Republican on earth. Yes, this is a testament to the power and quickness of McCain's decision making. But it's also a testament to the power of Sarah Palin's soul. As a Muslim, it's not even clear that Obama has a soul.

So is Sarah Palin qualified to be Vice President? To be one bad biopsy away from being the most powerful human being on earth? To lead America back to prominence and prosperity, while keeping us safe from a world of ever-changing threats?

In her own words: "Yup...yup."

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Photoshop...

8:45 AM

Jealous

Anonymous said...

It's a "body double" photoshop chop, but it is sure pleasant to look at. Sarah Palin has a lot more going for her than a sexy body. She brings more to the election than Slow Joe Biden. McCain/Palin ticket rocks!
farm boy

Anonymous said...

Actually, it is a Photoshop. There goes that headline of "Unbiased opinion" right out the window.

Anonymous said...

Logical??? I don't think it's the brain that's engaged when doctoring & circulating those stupid photos.

She deserves better don't you think?

honestaby

Anonymous said...

She looks like a crackwhore Joe. Keep up this kind of advertisement and McCain will definately lose.

Anonymous said...

Joe-

Publishing garbage like this does nothing for your credibility.

I'd expect this from The Globe.

Anonymous said...

That was photoshopped by the democrats to make her look bad, hence the "honest Abe" look of Joe Bama....wize up people ffs

Anonymous said...

"Clearly, the liberal left realizes that it can't match this kind of unbridled enthusiasm for its candidate."

ROTLMAO. When it's Obama, you call it the cult of celebrity.

When it's Palin, you call it "unbridled enthusiasm."

The McCain-Palin campaign so far is copying EVERYTHING it criticized about Obama-Biden...the celebrity thing, the inexperience thing, the Change thing...

The Obama folks also have "unbridled enthusiasm" about Palin, recognizing that McCain's campaign manager said this campaign is not about issues, it's about image. Dems are enthused by Palin, not scared, because Palin gives them a big opportunity. But for you, it's:

"I've got a woody for her! Vote McCain!"

Country First, my ass.

You guys talk about Palin like you used to talk about Playboy:

"I read it for the articles."

ROTFLMAO

Anonymous said...

Thank God the polls don't represent the way votes are changing with most of us under 40.

I'm no Democrat, but I know where my bread is buttered, and where the real values are in these candidates.

Get ready to be blown out of the water, Repubs.

thomas augustus littleton said...

Anon 10:11

Yup, yup, I agree! Palin is infintely more qualified to be president or vice president than an un-American racist whose fate does not speak to white and brown people. Mainstream America will not elect man who wants to be the image of his father, an African Muslim! Vote McCain/Palin or Rice, Powell, Steele....anybody but the un-American abomination of the Obamanation! So glad you agree:)TAL

thomas augustus littleton said...

Anon, 10:11,

You are too hard on Muslims! Of course they have souls! What kind of bigot are you? The vast majority of Muslims just have evil souls and are clearly, self proclaimed enemies of The United States, Christianity and Israel. You will, perhaps, remember the MUSLIM attack on 9/11/01. While we can't accurately say that all muslims are evil, we can most certainly agree that we do dot want a Muslim or son of a Muslim in the White House. Again, I am glad you agree, but it was very wrong of you to suggest that Muslims may not have souls:)
TAL

Anonymous said...

TAL -- if you actually read the 10:11 post, you may see that it is all sarcastic and that Palin is a joke...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Thank God the polls don't represent the way votes are changing with most of us under 40.

I'm no Democrat, but I know where my bread is buttered, and where the real values are in these candidates.

Get ready to be blown out of the water, Repubs.

1:17 PM

LIAR!!! Your are no Republican either. If the Republicans get blown out of the water as wish then you have nothing to complain about after more taxes and possibly another terrorist attack or invasion. Get a life you lefty, loser, liberal.

This country is full of liberal, misguided, gullible people like you. Does Jim Jones, David Koresh, and Obama have something in common. You better believe it.

thomas augustus littleton said...

Anon: 10:11, for someone who writes satire, you cretainly don't have "ears!" (Yes,cretainly is an incorrect spelling, but a Freudian one:) My pieces were mocking YOU!

But I was serious that Obama is an un-American racist, and that the Obamanation is an abomination!
TAL

Anonymous said...

HOLY CRAP !! I'm voting Republican !!