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Friday, September 26, 2008

If It Works For You, It Works For Me.


Instructions: Never use umbrella without safety glasses. Always face into the wind when you push button to open instrument. If you cannot follow these instructions, stay home and out of the rain. The sun will come back sooner or later.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Or you can buy your umbrella somewhere other than the dollar store...

Anonymous said...

The sun will come out tomorrow!
...bet your bottom dollar...
and if it doesn't, the Gubbment will be there to bail you out!

Anonymous said...

pick on someone your own size.