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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Book Bags Are Showing Up Out Of Nowhere?


This morning I was speaking with this Officer who was doing patrol in the Downtown area and I showed him two book bags that had been left outside our buildings.

My guess is that someone is taking them from the Library and searching through them and when all is done they simply drop them off in this area. So if you're missing your book bags, contact the SPD and claim your items.

13 comments:

blue said...

My boss said that theres a lot of homeless people who keep bookbags laying around. You think it could be this>?

joe albero said...

No. The one I picked up this past weekend and gave to this Officer was a kids Spider Man Book Bag. I'm not sure about the other. It was in front of the Opportunity Shop this morning and looked like it belonged to someone, not a donation.

Anonymous said...

Could they have been intended for donation at the Opportunity Shop?

Anonymous said...

What the police didn't catch the thief with that big ole camera across from your joint Joe? What a waste of resources, then again here we are talking about Smellsbury.

joe albero said...

You know, that's a great point.

I don't think the damn camera works anyway. I sent an elderly lady out there with a huge sign that said, HELP! and no one showed up. She stood there for a half an hour too. I give it the finger every day I pull up. Tomorrow there's a group of people getting ready to moon it. Just like the vandals on the other end of the Plaza, the cameras are simply useless unless you're using it to track certain people. HINT, HINT!

Anonymous said...

maybe i'll stop by there and walk up to the camera's and drop trou, shoot da moon, i'll be wearing my nixon hallaween mask hahahaaha i bet you see the chief a lot after dis comment oops sorry

Anonymous said...

Too bad someone didn't put a bomb in it and set it outside your office.

Mardela said...

That last comment should be taken as a threat. There is nothing ever funny about bombs and you should turn the last poster over to the fuzz! Anyone that even thinks that way need some psychiatric help!

joe albero said...

It was forwarded to the proper authorities.

Anonymous said...

That was a step over the line inserting the bigfoot

Anonymous said...

Terrorist threats will buy you some time in jail these days

desparate people do desparate things, nail them to the wall

Anonymous said...

It's not a threat, it's a comment and opinion. Nobody said they were going to bomb the place. They said it was too bad nobody did it with Joe in the building. Try again, internet lawyers.

Anonymous said...

12:30. Try that line and your misinformed (idiotic)response in an airport someday. I hear Cuba is lovely this time of year.