401-Keg Plan

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, last month you would have had $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling "refund", you would have made $214.00 cash.