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Friday, July 04, 2008

THE FOLLOWING ARE THE LAWS OF THE LAND

THERE WILL BE NO SPECIAL BILINGUAL PROGRAMS IN THE SCHOOLS.
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THERE WILL BE NO BILINGUAL BALLOTS FOR ELECTIONS.
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ALL GOVERNMENT BUSINESS WILL BE CONDUCTED IN OUR LANGUAGE.
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FOREIGNERS WILL NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE NO MATTER HOW LONG THEY ARE HERE.
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FOREIGNERS WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HOLD POLITICAL OFFICE.
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NO WELFARE, NO FOOD STAMPS, NO HEALTH CARE OR OTHER GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE PROGRAMS FOR FOREIGNERS.
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FOREIGNERS CAN INVEST IN THIS COUNTRY--BUT IT MUST BE AN AMOUNT EQUAL TO 40,000 TIMES THE DAILY MINIMUM WAGE.
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FOREIGNERS ARE PERMITTED TO BUY LAND, BUT ON A RESTRICTED BASIS. FOREIGNERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PURCHASE WATERFRONT PROPERTY, AS THAT IS RESERVED FOR CITIZENS BORN INTO THIS COUNTRY.
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FOREIGNERS MAY NOT PROTEST; NO DEMONSTRATIONS; NO WAVING A FOREIGN FLAG; NO POLITICAL ORGANIZING; NO BAD-MOUTHING OUR PRESIDENT OR HIS POLICIES. ANY FOREIGNER WHO DOES THIS WILL BE SENT HOME.
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IF FOREIGNERS ENTER THIS COUNTRY ILLEGALLY, THEY WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND SENT STRAIGHT TO JAIL, NOT REPATRIATED IMMEDIATELY.
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HARSH, YOU SAY?...........
THESE ARE THE IMMIGRATION LAWS OF MEXICO !
How's that for an eye-opener?!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thats why everyone wants to come here. Thats what makes America great. The tide is changing yet again. It used to be we didnt want Irish, then Italians, then Germans and so on. Now its Latinos. The more things change, the more the stay the same.

Anonymous said...

Very interesting Joe. But Mexico is not known as a "free" country, even though they profess to be so.
Some interesting laws here though.

A. Goetz

Russ Logan said...

Hell, that's the way it SHOULD BE here.