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Saturday, July 26, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Fernando Guerrero Is Now 9-0!


Well, Fernando has done it again with a knock out in the 4th Round! It turns out Fernando Guerrero had been punishing this guy for three rounds when they chose to go after the body in the 4th. After some very heavy punishment to the body Fernando nailed him with a very serious shot to the body and his opponent simply turned around in the middle of the round, walked to his corner and quit.

Hal Chernoff helped cut off the tape of the other boxer in the locker room and he said the kids face looked like he had been in World War III with no backup.

So Congratulations Fernando, Salisbury's Knight in Shining Armor!

Is Obama "Legally" Eligible To Become President???]

According to Pat Shannan, (assistant editor, American Free Press, July 7, 2008) it now appears that Barack Obama is constitutionally ineligible for the office of president. John McCain's eligibility was established in 1964, when courts ruled Sen. Barry Goldwater was eligible although he was born in Arizona when it was a territory, not a state. McCain was born in the Panama Canal Zone when it was a U.S. territory.

And, even as the controlled media continues to ignore the ineligibility of Obama, it will not go away. While few doubt that the Democrats will manage to pull off his nomination, all remain poised to view the legal performance.

The first hurdle will be having Obama produce his birth certificate, which so far he has refused to do, and prove that he was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961, as he has always claimed. There is speculation that his American mother may have brought him to Honolulu shortly after his birth in Kenya, but no proof of that has been shown.

According to the law on the books at the time of Obama's birth, the office of president requires that a candidate be a natural born citizen if the child was not born to two U.S. citizen parents. Since he was not, should it be proven that Obama was not born in Hawaii, as claimed, he is ineligible without further debate. But assuming that he was born there, he has another problem.

According to a legal researcher who has contacted AFP, U.S. law very clearly states: 'If only one parent is a U.S. citizen at the time of one's birth, that parent must have resided in the United States for a minimum of 10 years, five of which must be after the age of 16.' And therein lies Obama's new problem.

Barack Obama' s father was never a U.S. citizen. Interestingly, there isn't much paperwork on the marriage of Obama's parents, and this has a few researchers speculating that it never took place at all. On page 27 of Obama: From Promise to Power, David Mendell writes: 'Obama later confessed that he never searched for the government documents on the marriage, although Madelyn (Obama's maternal grandmother) insisted they were legally married.' He also notes that Obama's father apparently was not legally divorced from his first wife back in Kenya at the time, a point of contention that ultimately led to their separation. This also would suggest that there may never have been any legal marriage by Obama's parents at all, but the Constitution does not ban an illegitimate child from the White House, as long as he was born inside the U.S.

Obama's mother was born in Kansas and was only 18 when Obama was born. This means even though she satisfies the citizen requirement for 10 years, she wa s not a citizen for at least five years prior to Barack Obama's birth. In essence, the mother alone is not old enough to qualify her son for automatic U.S. citizenship. At most, two years elapsed from his mother turning 16 to the time of Barack Obama's birth when she was 18. His mother would have needed to have been 16 + 5 = 21 years old at the time of Barack Obama's birth for him to be a natural-born citizen. Barack Obama was already three years old at the time his mother turned 21.

Technically, Obama should have been naturalized as a citizen, but that, of course, would disqualify him from holding the office of president. If these allegations are, accurate, America could install in January of 2009 a new president who is not even a U.S. citizen, neither born nor naturalized.

It should be demanded that Obama produce his 1961 Hawaiian birth certificate.

If he cannot satisfactorily do so, he should be deemed immediately ineligible to hold the office of pres ident.

WOE FOLKS . . .THERE IS YET ANOTHER BANK CLOSURE ANNOUNCEMENT

No sooner than we announced the closure of First National Bank of Nevada, the news wires came in that yet another bank had been taken over by the FEDs late Friday night.

The First Heritage Bank of Newport Beach California has also been taken over by the FDIC.

Remember folks, we were one of the very first news media to issue warnings about a looming banking crisis. You probably won't see this reported on The Daily Times.

Watch and See Just How Many of Your Liberties You Have Lost





This was on C-Span , take a few minutes and watch this, and you will be amazed what has been kept from you on the MSM.

ANOTHER FDIC BANK FOLDS YESTERDAY

I just got wind that The First National Bank of Nevada has folded. The FDIC moved-in yesterday.

Here is the link:
http://www.fnbnonline.com/site/aboutus.html

Remember what SBYnews said just over a week ago. We were the first to announce that there would be more forthcoming. This latest bank fatality is being played down by the FED.

Teach Your Wife How To Handle A Gun

This is a must see video!

Mother of All Bail Outs!

Popeye's Breaks The Law



While a Poultry Inspector, (Off Duty) stood right there watching Popeye's unload boxes of chick off this truck and placed them directly onto the ground, they were clearly violating the law and here's evidence.

You cannot unload products directly onto the ground. They must be on a pallet of some sort. The Off Duty Inspector went inside to say something to the Manager and the Manager couldn't care less.

So when you're heading out to dinner this weekend, know one of the local restaurants aren't following the law and if you chip one of your teeth, it's probably from a stone in the parking lot!

Email from Senator Barbara Mikulski

Do you remember when I asked all of you to write your Senators and Congressmen about the Bills that were in the House and Senate that would allow huge media consolidation? Well, I don't know how many of you wrote your representatives, and I just wanted to show you that I put my money where my mouth is and here is my return letter from Senator Mikulski. Bitching on a website may make you feel better, but you gotta follow up the bitching with a real letter to the person who can make a diff.

Dear Mrs. Burke:

Thank you for contacting me to express your opposition to media consolidation. It's good to hear from you.

I share your concerns about media consolidation and changes to Federal Communications Commission (FCC) rules that would allow for greater consolidation of media ownership. I want to make sure that competition, localism and diversity of media ownership is preserved. I also want to make sure that the free exchange of ideas, on which our nation is based, continues unabated.

You will be happy to hear that the Senate recently approved a resolution (S. J. Res. 28) which would reverse recent changes the FCC implemented to media ownership rules. This resolution must now be approved by the House of Representatives. You can be sure that I will continue to watch this process very closely.

Again, thank you for taking the time to write. If I can be of any assistance to you in the future, please feel free to let me know.

Sincerely,
Barbara A. Mikulski
United States Senator

P.S. If I can be of further assistance in the future,
please visit my website at http://mikulski.senate.gov
or call my Washington D.C. office at 202-224-4654

Dear Dad

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands
and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

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Friday, July 25, 2008

Update On Salisbury Police Officer

"Joe, Once I read this I called Underwood to get the facts. I got then and learned that all of the things in the original post were a lie. CHECK YOUR SOURCE!!! I also learned that he called you and told you the truth. Why did you not post what he told you? Are you out to post the truth or just what makes good news? You should out this liar of a source and let him be in the hot seat for his lies. If nothing else call post the truth!! You want this to be known as a reliable source of info, then make it that and post the truth."

Yes, Mr. Underwood did in fact call me today AND FLAT OUT LIED TO ME! That's right, he LIED. He tried to tell me he didn't buy a cooler and some of my fact were wrong. I said, OK, let's say you didn't buy a cooler. Did you buy beer? He replied, yes, I'm over 21 and of age to drink. He continued to imply I was wrong in my post and guess what, I have come to learn I was wrong.

You See, it didn't happen at the Super Soda, it happened at CHEERS! So don't call me and ACT like I was completely wrong and feel me a bunch of bullshit! Some of the details were sketchy but the fact remains, he did it, his fellow Officers know he did it and quite frankly he took full responsibility for doing it.

I'll add, it is under investigation through the Mayor's Office and upper management, (Chief Webster has been out of Town) so there has yet to be a suspension. That too was inaccurate. So you tell me Folks, Cheers, Super Soda, does it matter? He also tried to tell me he wasn't on the clock. BS! I'm told he was. The mere fact he was heading to Baltimore for a Gang Convention tells me he wasn't going for FREE!

So to the rest of you people trying to say I'm full of shit, start eating your words again. I've admitted my mistakes, now admit yours and come clean.

Breaking News On Fernando Guerrero


The highly anticipated fight with ESPN at the Wicomico County Civic Center has been turned away by the Maryland Athletic Commission and Prize Fight Promotions.

ESPN continued to drag their feet on a solid commitment and there simply isn't enough time to properly promote a fight on August 15th, 2008. We're sad for Fernando but that will come very soon.

I have personally dealt with the ESPN group in the past and quite frankly they're a pain in the a$$, IMO. They do drag their feet regularly and wait till the last minute and then they expect everyone to jump through hoops.

Be patient Hal & Fernando, your time is coming.

AQndy Harris, Governor Ehrlich At Shorebirds Game Tonight.

Don't miss the Fireworks tonight at the Shorebirds sponsored by Congressional Candidate Andy Harris and special guest Bob Ehrlich. Game starts at 7:05.

Sound Familiar?

Memphis Sues for Names of Blogger

Reminds me of something a friend of mine is going through right now.
Deja vu, all over again - Yogi Berra

cross posted at Delmarva Dealings

Update On The Wicomico County Humane Society

As I am still not willing to expose information/documents, (at this point) I have been told it would be OK for me to "reassure everyone action is being taken by the proper authorities."

Once this investigation is over, (I'm told I'll be the first to know) I will then expose such said information and documents. Just connect the dots and remember, Gary Comegys headed the Board that was designed to oversee the activities for the Humane Society at the time! His sudden resignation IMO is extremely questionable.

That's all I have to say about that. More to come. Remember, we're working at a Governmental pace here.

Wicomico County Sheriff's Office Press Release

Incident: Possession of Cocaine with the Intent to Distribute
Date of Incident: 24 July 2008
Location: 201 Baptist Street, Salisbury, MD
Suspect: Jamal P. Mitchell, 22, Salisbury, MD


On 24 July 2008 at Deputy responded to Parole and Probation inside the District Court Multi-Service Building in Salisbury, MD. While there, the deputy located Jamal Mitchell of Salisbury who was wanted on an outstanding Wicomico Circuit Court warrant for Violation of Probation in a CDS Possession with the Intent to Distribute Case. After the deputy handcuffed Mitchell, he dropped a pack of cigarettes in an attempt to keep the deputy from finding them. The deputy, however, did locate the pack of cigarettes and found it to contain eight individually wrapped baggies of cocaine. Once back at the Sheriff’s Office, additional cocaine was located on Mitchell’s person which brought the total number of individually wrapped baggies to eleven. Because of the findings and the way the cocaine was packaged, it appeared evident that Mitchell intended to distribute the drug.

Mitchell was transported to the Central Booking Unit at the Wicomico County Detention Center where he was processed and taken in front of a District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance before a District Court Commissioner, he was held on $25,000.00 bond in the Detention Center. After a bond review before a District Court judge, his bond was raised to $50,000.00.

Roaming Meat Vendors

Joe, would you be willing to post a question for me? There are a couple of guys driving around selling meat out of a deep freezer stored in the bed of their pickup truck. The packaging of the meat and the way its being stored makes it seem legit enough that my husband decided to buy some. I was pretty skeptical of the whole thing, however, we thawed some and cooked it up yesterday, and I couldn't even eat it. I'm wondering if anyone else has seen these guys and bought meat from them? They apparently drive all the way down into the eastern shore of VA with it, so maybe someone else has. Did anyone else decide not to eat it after all? Does anyone else think its not really cow? Is there a place that we can take what's left over to find out what it really is? This is so disgusting!!!!!

Fruitland Police Department Press Release

On 07/25/08 at 4:50 am officers initiated a traffic stop of a vehicle traveling northbound in the southbound lane of U.S. Rt 13 near Pollitt Dr. Upon contact with occupants in the vehicle and further investigation, the driver was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. As officers attempted to secure the driver in a patrol vehicle, one sustained an injury to his hand. Search incident to arrest led to the arrest of the second occupant for controlled dangerous substance violations.

Charged:
Cheryl Feeney, 44 yoa Hughesville, MD

Clifton Pickeral, 26 yoa Mechanicsville, MD

Charges:
Assault 2nd degree
CDS - Possession
CDS - Paraphenalia
False Statement
Obstructing and Hindering

Who's Keeping Tabs on Frank Kratovil?

I'm not surprised when I see that people from the Democrat National Committee or the DCCC are keeping up with what I have to say about their candidates. It's a little more interesting when you see what other groups are tracking what you have to say about Frank Kratovil, a supposedly moderate, independent Democrat.

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