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Saturday, July 26, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Fernando Guerrero Is Now 9-0!


Well, Fernando has done it again with a knock out in the 4th Round! It turns out Fernando Guerrero had been punishing this guy for three rounds when they chose to go after the body in the 4th. After some very heavy punishment to the body Fernando nailed him with a very serious shot to the body and his opponent simply turned around in the middle of the round, walked to his corner and quit.

Hal Chernoff helped cut off the tape of the other boxer in the locker room and he said the kids face looked like he had been in World War III with no backup.

So Congratulations Fernando, Salisbury's Knight in Shining Armor!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

where do we get a listing for his fights

Anonymous said...

Knight IN Shining Armor, Joe!

Good Job, Fernando. You do us proud!

Anonymous said...

Joe, this is where you shine and your true optimism for your fellow man, in this area, is unimpeachable. Stick with these winners with your fine reporting and unbiased description of the events. No one can argue with the honest enthusiasim that jumps out of your every newsflash about Salisburys best kept secret. On this story and others gym related, you have been scooping the local and national media for months if not longer. Keep it up and thank you. Oh, by the way, I'm not Hal or Fernando...just a fan.