I JUST discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).
I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager,
only 55-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good!
Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this,
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good!
Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this,
if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow
because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age;
it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing
Brains of older people are slow
because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age;
it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing
as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem;
it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.
Older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem;
it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.
3 comments:
That explains it! I'm almost totally deaf because my brain is full! To think, doctors at the VA said it was too much exposure to things like explosions, jet and helicopter engines, and sleeping in a tent next to a 20,000 horsepower diesel generator. How wrong they were! Those things only caused the constant ringing in my ears that I've had for thirty years.
I resemble those remarks I think!
I too am a seenager and what I enjoy most is saying things I don't have to be sorry for. If I hurt your feelings, tough sh**!
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