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Saturday, March 03, 2018

Coming Soon To Fruitland


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Naysayers have at it!

Anonymous said...

It would never have a chance to rippen...picjed early for fear of not getting fair share!

Anonymous said...

Just like when you go to the islands and down south!!!

Anonymous said...

Strange how real Americans can be homeless yet an illegal can go to a "Sanctuary City" and be housed, and fed. Yup, welcome to America!

Anonymous said...

The trees will need to be sprayed multiple times per year. Some sprays will need to be repeated after a rain. AND then the fruit cannot be picked for a set period of time after a spray. And any fruit that isn't picked will fall and rot, attracting rodents and stinging insects. All of which involve the city in liabilities for injuries.

Also, BTW, ask at the homeless shelter whether their clients eat a lot of fresh fruits and vegetables or whether they prefer doritos, candy and packaged sweet baked goods. (And caffeinated drinks, alcohol, nicotine and drugs above all.)

Anonymous said...

You know why we don't see fruit trees in Maryland? Let's see if you know the answer.

Anonymous said...

fruit trees all year long... not sure if that's possible here.

Anonymous said...

I see poor and homeless eating all the time out of dinner cans.
You know, those plastic, stone, and metal ones in front of WaWa's, stores, restaurants.

Anonymous said...

I bet Jake would go for this he'd go for anything if it included a selfie.

Anonymous said...

Somebody forgot the concept of seasons.

Anonymous said...

A comedian stated that the homeless population could be reduced by giving them jobs in toll booths. They would have a roof over their heads and still be able to collect change....

Anonymous said...

"You know why we don't see fruit trees in Maryland? Let's see if you know the answer."

Duh, I see apple trees, pear trees, cherry trees, peach trees and more in Maryland. Are these not fruit trees?

Anonymous said...

Some aspiring entrepreneur would pick all the fruit at night and try to sell it for drug money

Anonymous said...

Maybe in Salisbury NC?

Probably need to go even further south, as in SC or GA

Anonymous said...

I think Jakes "Bury" is more suited for banana trees rather than orange trees.