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Saturday, January 06, 2018

OH BOTHER: This ‘Bitter Cold’ Is What Global Warming Looks Like, Explains Al Gore

When you hear “global warming” what do you imagine? First, you probably think of Al Gore (or ManBearPig, if you’re into that.) Next, you likely imagine rising temperatures that cause melting ice caps, rising water, and buildings floating in the water.

According to Al Gore, global warming doesn’t just mean “warming.” In fact, it can mean bitterly cold temperatures as well! How’s that for a leap in logic? No wonder they switched to “climate change.” Even liberals might begin to question the veracity of the global warming myth if it meant they were also hot and cold.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's pretty arrogant for humans to even think they could influence nature, isn't it? Most of those people seem to forget that the earth goes through cycles.

Hot-cold, cold-hot. Rinse and repeat.

This planet runs many many systems. It keeps everything in balance. The minuscule mankind has a negligible effect on this planet.

Anonymous said...

Al Gore is funnier than Ralphie May hands down.