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Friday, November 17, 2017

Woman kicked off flight after emotional support PIG became rowdy

The woman was given her marching orders after her havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles. Even attempts to strap it to an arm rest failed to settle the farmyard animal on the flight from Connecticut.

Even attempts to strap the farmyard animal to an arm rest failed.

One shocked onlooker said the brown swine looked around five stone as it was tossed over the unidentified woman's shoulder and marched off.

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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder if we made pigs mandatory if it would cut down on terror attacks.

Anonymous said...

I have a rattlesnake that I depend upon for emotional support. Why can't I fly with her?

Anonymous said...

Pigs are actually very smart smarter than dogs just lack common social graces. Hence a PIG

Anonymous said...

Why was it not held in cargo should never have been in the cabin?

Anonymous said...

I need an emotional support 20yr old swimsuit model to travel with.

Anonymous said...

So can Abdul have an emotional support goat with him on a flight?

Anonymous said...

Does a stone weigh as much as a Steinway?

Anonymous said...

If pigs could fly.

Anonymous said...

That is the dumbest thing I ever heard of. Who needs to be fired by the airline for this nonsense?

Anonymous said...

well she prolly just wanted to make sure there were no terrorists on her flight. smart lady!

Anonymous said...

Bacon on a leash.....DAMN good idea....somebody call JIMMY DEAN!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lol. Subtle...and funny.

Anonymous said...

The pig should have left the animal home.