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Friday, November 17, 2017

Cards Against Humanity: We Bought Border Land to Stop Trump From Building Wall

In an attempt to stop President Donald Trump from building the southern border wall, the company behind the popular game Cards Against Humanity announced it has bought a plot of vacant land in the Arizona desert along the Mexican border, the Washington Examiner reported on Wednesday.

"Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans. He is so afraid that he wants to build a $20 billion wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing," the company said on its website. "So we've purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built."

The scheme is part of a holiday promotion the company has launched to "save America," Time reported. The marketing campaign promises six "surprises" during December for those who pay $15.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

10:07 should we also sue the ocean for it's ability to be crossed? Boats? Airplanes?

Anonymous said...

The wall will prevail, but at a greater expense because of these obstructionists.

Anonymous said...

"Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans".

Wrong, your president is not afraid of anyone. That being the problem. He is not afraid of you turds.

Anonymous said...

You can't fault capitalism. It's exactly what the Jews should be doing in Jerusalem and the West Bank.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm the government has lawyers on its payroll full time. This SJW has to hire one. I hope it does drag out as long as possible. More money for him to spend. Also I hope the land is insured the way things are going now half of South America will be able to sue him if they get injured on his property.

Anonymous said...

10:19 AM - is that the best moronic statement you've got?

Anonymous said...

Let them buy all the land they want. The Government will get it for minimum appraisal amount. It's called "imminent domain" confiscation since it is in the national interest to protect US citizens.

Anonymous said...

I think 10:07 trumps 10:19

Anonymous said...

The government can take land away from citizens at anytime especially if it's a security concern.