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Friday, October 20, 2017

As Seen At Salisbury University


10 comments:

Zorro said...

SNOW FLAKES

Anonymous said...

Lol Zorro, I know right. Those crazy kids and their higher education. How dare they try to attain more knowledge in their fields. IDIOTS

Anonymous said...

Don't worry son you won't get one of those top 10 jobs by staying at SU either. Might as well drop out. Then you'll be right in line to become assistant to our boy mayor.

Anonymous said...

I bet every doctor or lawyer you have ever paid to help you went to college and then some.

Anonymous said...

Seriously? Dr or lawyer? You mean BOTTOM FEEDERS in it for the MONEY!!!!!

Anonymous said...

9:06 When you get cancer from smoking them Marlboro reds, you'll be kissing a doctors butt to keep you alive. You shorebiliies sure is funny!

Anonymous said...

Don't worry. If you flunk out, Jake Day will give you a job making 4 times the local average income in the town he governs! Asst Deputy Admin Polcher even bragged about failing miserably out of SU. Now, she gets a job she has zero experience for because she's army buddies with the mayor, and suddenly SU is inviting her to teach a class there. This is what your tax dollars and tuition are paying for! DEAR GOD, this town is JOKE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sometimes you just have to go to college to figure out that you're not college material.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
9:06 When you get cancer from smoking them Marlboro reds, you'll be kissing a doctors butt to keep you alive. You shorebiliies sure is funny!

October 20, 2017 at 9:58 AM

That's what doctors in this area want more than anything, money included.

They know they couldn't make it in a real city with a real hospital so they are stuck here in the boonies and demand the local ignorant hillbillies kiss their butts and worship them.

That's the only way they can feel like they have any worth.

Anonymous said...

That's the only way they can feel like they have any worth.

October 20, 2017 at 9:03 PM

Funny you should mention that. I had a similar experience with a doctor name rosenthall or something like that.