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Saturday, August 26, 2017

San Francisco Leftists Plan to Combat Free Speech With Feces

One drawback to holding a free speech rally in San Francisco is that natives are not exactly known for avoiding the unclean:

Hundreds of San Franciscans plan to prepare Crissy Field, the picturesque beach in the shadow of the Golden Gate Bridge where rightwing protest group Patriot Prayer will gather, with a generous carpeting of excrement.

Mostly it will be dog crap.

“I just had this image of alt-right people stomping around in the poop,” Tuffy Tuffington said of the epiphany he had while walking Bob and Chuck, his two Patterdale terriers…

Tuffington, a 45-year-old artist and designer, created a Facebook event page based on the concept, and the dog owners of San Francisco responded in droves. Many have declared their intention to stockpile their sh**piles for days in advance, then deliver them in bags for the site.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, my freedom of speech is only valid when I'm standing in excrement because this is what you want for all Americans, right? Setting an example here for your children? And you somehow call yourselves, "Anti-Fascists"?

Does "anti-fascist" mean "pro-Communist"?

Anyway, this is the USA in case you haven't noticed, and We, the People have a valid Constitution that promotes our rights to speak out. You obviously want to live in a different country with different rules that limits all your freedoms.

Go find one. 600 flights a day leave here, hop on one!

Anonymous said...

This makes them fecists, it seems.

Anonymous said...

Good one, 10:07! I'm going to call them that from now on! It's so fitting.

8:26