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Thursday, March 02, 2017

16 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Maryland

Maryland is a one-of-a-kind state and its residents are just as unique. There are some things that only Marylanders understand, and things that out-of-staters will never be able to wrap their heads around. Here are 16 cheeky reasons why you should never, ever move to Maryland. It’s awful. 

1. You'll get crabs.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too Many DEMON-CRATS HERE !!!

Anonymous said...

Noooo 902. Only PG, Montgomery and Baltimore Counties - the rest of us are happy to be respectful Americans!

Anonymous said...

The Eastern Part is OK (Shhhhhh !!)

It Voted REPUBLICAN !!! Very Smart people here !!!

Anonymous said...

Baltimore is a SEWER !!! worse than a SWAMP like DC !!!

Anonymous said...

Highly taxed liberal cesspool.

Anonymous said...

MD Gov't Against it's good people ...Terrible Government

You can't name a good Governor .....there were None !!

Taxes Too High ....It should all Be VA , do away with MD !!

Anonymous said...

You can live in Delaware and enjoy all of this, AND carry your guns, and assault weapons!

Anonymous said...

The western part is okay, too. It's most of the middle that sucks.

Anonymous said...

Why is it that the most republican part of MD is also the poorest with the lowest property values?

Anonymous said...

#13 photo is amazing.

Anonymous said...

Kick MD off of DelMarVa Peninsula !!!

Then it's called DelVa !! Maryland Sucks