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Wednesday, November 09, 2016

LEXI


This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Sheppard, I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she is allergic to dogs so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who drives, is a great cook and keeps a good house.

Call day or night.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does she have any teeth, how many and does she put them in a glass on the night stand?

Anonymous said...

I'll take the wife, keep the dog.

Anonymous said...

Too funny!!

Anonymous said...

Good one!

Anonymous said...

You had me.....I wanted the dog at first glance.

Anonymous said...

Throw in a boat and trailer and I'll give it some thought.

Anonymous said...

That was a nice lift for a Wednesday morning, or any morning. good humor.

Anonymous said...

A comedian always needs a straight man to set up the joke. Thanks Joe.

Anonymous said...

And I was ready to adopt the dog!

Anonymous said...

Been even funnier if shepherd had been spelled correctly :-)

Anonymous said...

Joe and I don't usually work this closely together, but I couldn't resist taking the bait. It was fun being the first to see the joke and to comment. I'm glad others enjoyed the solicited response.

Anonymous said...

I could use her, but I have a dog, too.