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34 comments:
It would go like this:
With my outside voice, "Uh - ohhhhh HELL NO!" Out..OUT OUT OUT!
Get out❗️❗️❗️
Hey honey bring me the magnets off the refrigerator.
GET OUT NOW!
PITIFUL
This falls under that all time favorite "NOT AS LONG AS YOU ARE LIVING IN MY HOUSE"
Could be worse
I would say "thank goodness I don't have a daughter"
This is beyond pitiful, sick!
Your not my daughter anymore!!!!
My daughter wouldn't bring that idiot home.
"Hi excuse me while I dial 911...Hello, 911, Yes I want to report a terrible accident at this address, a young man has just come here and said he has gotten his face slammed by a garbage compactor and it has also affected his head, he can't think straight, he thinks everything is okay...yes he is barely conscious but very confused, please hurry". (After the phone call I knock the punk out and wait for the paramedics, and oh yes I threaten to take the daughter's I-phone if she says one thing to the contrary). But thats just me.
"Here Spot. Come on boy. Good dog!" Hopefully they would both be totally embarrassed!
Lets put a chain through those holes and hook it to the tracter after dinner.
buh bah
My daughter wouldn't bring him home either.
Did his parents get charged with child abuse? Who in thier right mind seeks such utter stupity. I can't wait to see these millenniums. When they are in their fifties and sixties. These tattoos on every inch of their bodies and piercings will be pretty ugly at that age
I would say hello. what is wrong with you guys just because this kid doesn't look like you doesn't mean he doesn't have a good heart
He may have a good heart Unknown but the reality is it takes more then just a good heart to be a productive contributing self sufficient member of society. People like him tend to only be able to gain limited employment thereby becoming burdens on tax payers.
He could get a job as an oddity at the carnival.
Hit the road Jack and take my daughter with you.
LOL 5:31 but even carnivals don't have the freak shows anymore.
The door would shut between my daughter and him. Self torture for attention + a sick mind.
Where did you two meet and young man where do you work? If his response is the circus, or I don't work, then it's Bye, you have called on the wrong girl.
I'll bet I could weld a permanent Hannibal Lecter mask on him.
looks like the he swallowed a rubric cube
You should both check into rehab.
Pretty good bet if they fall in love that they won't be flying to a honeymoon. He'd never clear security!
you say get him the hell out of my house. it is my house!
I loved the "could be worse" comment.
Bring some extra napkins to the table, please, Dear.
Nice to meet you. Yes, I'll get over the whistling.
I would send her to her room. And, tell this person to get out of my home.
He's welcome to come in after he goes through the metal detector without setting it off.
He's cut his risk of sleep apnea by 99%.
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