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Friday, April 24, 2015

Chimps Given Human Rights By U.S. Court

On Monday, a New York judge granted two chimpanzees a writ of habeas corpus. In other words, the chimps have the right to a day in court -- under a law that only applies to people.

This isn't coming from nowhere: The Nonhuman Rights Project (NhRP) has been trying to get chimps the rights of personhood for years. They represent the animals in court, arguing that their living situations -- as pets or performers -- should be considered as unlawful as the inhumane detention of a human.

The judge hasn't ruled that the two chimps, who live in a Stony Brook University lab, need to be released. The decision really only means that the chimps have the right to fight their detention in court.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

If Obama had a couple of sons...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If Obama had a couple of sons...

April 24, 2015 at 10:02 AM

LOL

Anonymous said...

You know where this is going!!

Next it will be Ok for men to have sex with them and then get married.

Anonymous said...

But yet we refuse the right of life to human children just because they haven't made the trip down the birth canal yet. Twisted and sick!

Anonymous said...

Go ahead and let a man marry a chimp. A chimp is not a woman. A chimp will fight back. Chimps attack the genitals and face first. Have fun with that.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Go ahead and let a man marry a chimp. A chimp is not a woman. A chimp will fight back. Chimps attack the genitals and face first. Have fun with that.

April 24, 2015 at 1:07 PM

I remember that pet chimp a couple of years ago that ripped off that womans face who happen to be a friend.

Most animals shouldn't be domesticated. And we have quite a few of them living on Church Street in da 'Bury.

Anonymous said...

Next thing you know they will be having the chimps voting.

Anonymous said...

Truth.

Anonymous said...

Most animals shouldn't be domesticated. And we have quite a few of them living on Church Street in da 'Bury.

April 24, 2015 at 1:44 PM

and whichever neighborhood you live in too