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Monday, March 09, 2015

The Psychic

Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.”

“Which one?’” Obama asks nervously.

“It doesn’t matter,” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”


Anonymous said...

True, oh so true!!

Anonymous said...

That leaves out Christmas for sure.And Easter.

Anonymous said...

7:46 - nooooo...they'll celebrate the day for the new reason...

If he passes during Ramadan - I'll celebrate...with a ham sandwich!

Anonymous said...

He's killing this country so the sooner he croaks the better.
Uh oh. Here come the thought police to knock on my door.

Anonymous said...

I guess Obama and his supporters think that is a "racist" joke.