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Saturday, July 19, 2014

Wanted man found to be in possession of substitute body fluid

Maryland State Police Prince Frederick Barrack Trooper First Class Saucerman responded to the Parole and Probation Office in Prince Frederick on July 8th at 4:18 p.m. in reference to a wanted subject.

Brian P. Parran, 29 of Prince Frederick was placed under arrest for an open warrant through Parole and Probation.

A search of Parran revealed a condom filled with dark yellow liquid substance tied to the button of his shorts to be used in a drug test.

Parran was transported to the Calvert County Detention Center to be presented before a Commissioner on local charges prior to being transported to the Maryland Division of Corrections in Jessup.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

He should have invested in the Whizinator.

Anonymous said...

A pee smuggler?? Is that what I'm getting out of this?