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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Connecticut Man Charged With Threatening After Stabbing Watermelon

A Thomaston man is accused of stabbing a watermelon with a butcher knife and leaving it in the kitchen for a woman to see, in what police describe as a “passive aggressive” swipe that landed him in custody. She was unnerved by what she perceived to be a menacing gesture directed at her and reported it to police.

On Monday, Carmine Cervellino, 49, of 126 Hickory Hill Road, was arraigned in Bantam Superior Court on charges of second-degree threatening and disorderly conduct. He is at liberty after posting a $500 bond and had his case referred to Family Services.

The woman said she felt Cervellino was resorting to “passive aggressive” tactics to “intimidate her because he is angry at her,” Thomaston Officer Keith Koval wrote in a report.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I stabbed a watermelon once...

God has forgiven me since then...

I had to chop it into pieces and give it to my "friends".


That's not what she thought.

Actually, we were just a bunch of friends watching NASCAR racing, but she just didn't make the connection somehow...

I haven't seen her much since then, but we're all still watching the races!

I have no idea where she went off to...

Anonymous said...

If you're still watching the races does that make you racist?

Anonymous said...

Good watermelon, though...

Anonymous said...

Ct. the land of the looney left. Just like the Md. 1st grader suspended for the now famous assault pop-tart.