God said to Adam

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."

Adam said,
"Gladly, Lord, what do You
want me to do?"

God said,
"Go down into that valley."
Adam said,
"What's a valley?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said,
"Cross the river."
Adam said,
"What's a river?"
God explained that
to him, and then said,
"Go over to the hill...."
Adam said,
"What is a hill?"
So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam,
"On the other side of the
hill you will find a cave."
Adam said,
'What's a cave?'
After God explained,
He said,
"In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam said,
"What's a woman?'
So God explained
that to him, too.
Then, God said,
'I want you to reproduce."
Adam said,
"How do I do that?"
God first said (under
His breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into
the valley,
across the river, and
over the hill,
into the cave, and finds the
woman.
Then,
in about five minutes, he was back.
God,
His patience wearing thin, said angrily,
"What is it now?"

And Adam said....

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