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Monday, March 11, 2013

VERY INTERESTING FACTS ! !

Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

It's so easy to fool young and middle aged people.

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!

Oh quit whining I fell for it, too
I'm sorry to do this to you but ............................ I had to !!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actuall it is true. I once heard the same thing and after some research I found out that it wasn't a joke after all.

Anonymous said...

How about this one.......have you ever seen a baby sea gull ?

Bullard Construction said...

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Babies see gulls all the time! They're laying on their backs all the time, for Christ's sake!

Anonymous said...

I thought they just kicked him in the ice hole.

Anonymous said...

I seriously thought I had learned something until the last part spoiled it.Very funny.