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Monday, January 21, 2013


Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his. 


Anonymous said...

The bottom line is that democrats do not know the first thing about being a responsible person. This post sums it up perfectly. Instead of doing the prudent thing like a normal human being would and switch the radio station, not eating meat themselves, etc, they must know deep down that their fellow democrats are too damm dumb to figure this simple concept out themselves. They are too stupid to see they are allowing the nation to be reverted back to slavehood with the government calling all the shots.

Anonymous said...

How true this list is.

Anonymous said...

A Democrat doesn't want an abortion, she doesn't have one.

A Republican doesn't want abortion, he passes laws that not only outlaw abortion, but outlaw contraception.

Because that makes PERFECT sense.

Anonymous said...

If Dem wants an abortion or birth control they shouldn't expect others to pay for it!

Anonymous said...

It somehow makes perfect sense to murder millions of children a year with a powerful vacuum cleaner to people like 6:49. A democrat. A liberal progressive democrat.

To me, somehow it just doesn't make sense to call communism or socialism or marxism progressive!

Anonymous said...

6:49, don't compare apples to onions. The point you are attempting to convey is unreasonable given the fact that the right believes life starts at conception.
And I don't know what orifice you pulled the complete fabrication that the right wants birth control outlawed but you are competely wrong and you are what's wrong with the left. They lie and uniformed persons like yourself fall for it hook line and sinker.
Not only do you fall for it but you repeat it thus proving to everyone that you haven't the slightest idea what you are talking about are gullible and naive.