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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

PRO-ASSAD FACEBOOK PAGE CLAIMS ‘HEROIC’ IRANIAN REGIME ORCHESTRATED HURRICANE SANDY

In the wake of the devastating hurricane that left the financial capital of the United States in chaos, many are trying to figure out what happened, and how we could have been better prepared.  Was global warming a factor?  Should we have had some extra food and water to avoid the horrible sight of empty store shelves?
According to Syrian Army News, a pro-Assad Syrian Facebook page, there was actually little we could have done.  Why?  Little did we know, they say, but Hurricane Sandy was actually a terrorist attack.
Yes, Assad supporters within the Syrian government are claiming a collection of brilliant scientists from the “heroic” Iranian regime used “highly advanced” technology to control the elements.  Needless to say, the Assad supporters are claiming Syrian scientists helped out, as well.

8 comments:

thomas augustus littleton said...

Well, our own scientists say we will soon be able to control the weather. Let's take those Muslim devils at their word and nuke the hell out of them and Iran.

Anonymous said...

Oh okay. Now we know.

Anonymous said...

Or maybe reference Washington Post article from 2009 which Obama administration request to the NOAA to reopen weather modification program from 1995, as well as 1962 - 67. How convenient that Iran and Syria are the culprits. Something stinks

Anonymous said...

agreed 1203am, you beat me to it.

dogg said...

Sounds to me like they just admitted to committing an act of war against the United States. Means we should commit an act of Alchemy on both of their nations. Sand to glass.

Anonymous said...

dogg , or maybe it was a talking point delivered by the White House and thrown into mainstream media to create the desired effect. No different than the "movie" that caused the attack in Libya, or that jet fuel brought down wtc

Anonymous said...

so, they would have us think that this area where people are dirt poor, have no technology, throw sticks and stones as war, make the crudest of bombs, and have totally backwards thinking.

however, america is the land of excess and top-of-the-line weaponry, the land of a thousand lies...but they are the ones with the weather machine??

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 304, for bringing sanity into the room! IF, and this is a HUGE IF, it was caused by anyone, it would be the country with the weather antenna station in the Alaskan wilderness and elsewhere and with enough intelligent, liar scientists to pull it off.

Or, it was just a late season hurricane...