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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

WE'RE RICH - AT LONG LAST!

We're Rich!

WE FINALLY MADE IT

O.M.G., we're rich!

Silver In The Hair

Gold In The Teeth

Crystals In The Kidneys

Sugar In The Blood

Lead In The Ass

Iron In The Arteries

And

An Inexhaustible Supply Of Natural Gas.

I Never Thought we would accumulate Such Wealth!

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