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Monday, August 20, 2012

School Bans Coca-Cola at Football Games

Attention high school football fans in Maine: B.Y.O.C. – Bring your own Coke.
The Portland Public School system will no longer allow soft drinks to be sold on school property – including at high school football games. School officials are also banning the sale of gridiron staples like buttered popcorn and potato chips.
Instead, football fans will be encouraged to nosh on baked tortilla chips, reduced fat string cheese and hummus.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

People will just bring their own and the school will lose that money. In a few months they will be crying they need more money for something.

Anonymous said...

I love liberal America. We have turned in to a nation of wussies.

Anonymous said...

Oh, the fond memories of crisp fall evenings in the stands gnawing on turnips, munching on bean sprouts and chomping on cabbage. Go, Team!

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