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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Man With Zebra, Parrot in Front Seat Charged With DUI

Police in Dubuque, Iowa, responded to an unusual call this week: reports of a zebra and a parrot in the front seat of a truck parked outside a bar. The striped animal and his fine feathered friend were there to keep their owner company, but weren’t allowed in the bar.

Jerald Reiter, 55, told police the zebra and maccaw parrot enjoy going for rides in his truck, so he brought them to the bar, which he says usually allows animals inside, ABC affiliate KCRG-TV reports.

When the motley crew got to the bar, they were told because food was being served, the animals wouldn’t be allowed inside. Bar owners told KCRG no animals are ever allowed inside.

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2 comments:

Bullard Construction said...

GAWD! You just can't take your zebra ANYWHERE ANYMORE! It's just getting ridiculous!

lmclain said...

Thank you, police. We can all feel much safer now that you've busted that dangerous guy with the zebra and parrot. Did you mace them first, or after you put them back in their cages? I'm going with AFTER you caged them. Just from an historical viewpoint, of course.