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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

How To Call In Sick And Not Make Your Boss Suspicious

When you call in sick, you may feel as though you're letting the world down and the office will collapse without you. But you're really doing everyone a favor when you stay home, protecting them from exposure to your illness while sparing the office from your mediocre, exhaustion-spawned work. Once you decide you're going to accept your homebound plight, you've got to confront the dreaded task of calling in.


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sleep With Him

Anonymous said...

And if you work for PRMC, you have to use vacation time for sick day ! Woo hoo!!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 7:00pm - Laugh out loud funny!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 7:00pm - Laugh out loud funny!!!

March 14, 2012 8:53 PM

you might be a redneck if....

NO, you both are disgusting. Even rednecks have more class than you.