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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

BEST AIRPORT SECURITY EVER


TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London”. Shalom!”

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who gets to clean it after use?

Ironshire said...

Self rinsing, I would think... big drain system!

Craig Theobald
Ironshire

Anonymous said...

I don't like it it should only disarm or take the bomb so if they can serve the time and many people may use this to commit suicide by having a bomb in there pocket to kill themselves.

Anonymous said...

Umm, I think this is tongue in cheek people.

But I did chuckle at your response Ironshire.