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Thursday, June 16, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Al Qaeda Announces New Leader

Al Qaeda say Egyptian-born Ayman al-Zawahri has succeeded late leader Usama bin Laden.

1 comment:

dan said...

Shouldn't the headline be "Al Qaeda Announces Next Guy to Die"

or

"Al Qaeda Announces Next Guy to Die Whose Death Will Be Immediately Questioned and Disbelieved By Right Wing Sociopaths Who Believe The Whole Story Is Concoted By Shahira Loving Libby ObamaNots"

I mean, either one of those is correct.